I’m not Catholic but on Sundays, I make confessions. Instead of telling them to a priest, I tell them to you, the internet world. The best part about this is when you make them too, so don’t be bashful and add your own confession in the comments.
1. I saw a kid puke in the grocery store and I had to stifle a laugh. Like watching a car accident, I couldn’t look away as the two year old ralphed all over himself and the shopping cart. I couldn’t help but cringe and giggle. Moms everywhere are probably judging me right now for my lack of sympathy, but the toddler was calmly sitting in the cart and then suddenly blowing chunks everywhere. This is the best part: his dad immediately ran to the kid and CAUGHT THE PUKE IN HIS HANDS. Continue reading